Evil Grandma

Christmas story
3 problems

Problem 1.Gets potions and gives to family to make evil monsters
Problem 2. A communists war broken out between America and Canada
problem 3.Santa Clause looses the N. Pole cause of America

The Time When A Grandma Turns Evil at Christmas

Once upon a time there was a small town in Alaska with the name dobble dobble town it had a great history of snow dogs and a few sitings of Santa Claus. In this town there lived an 87 year old grandma, who had a very rare cancer. All she wanted for Christmas was to see her whole family together being happy and cheerful. But to her knowledge her family was in America and Alaska withdrawed from the United States. To join Canada in the war against America. Canada is a communist’s country and Germany joined Canada. So to that poor old lady who has no family to see she starts to get mad and sadder and sadder. She goes to a doctor and asks him to see what is going to happen to her and the doctor says, “I’m sorry but I can’t do anything for you unless you want no no”, the grandma says “Tell me please I need to get better”, the doctor says “There’s only one way you have to take this green silverish potion” she thinks hard and says “Ill do it”. The next day she goes home after a long sleep, in the doctor’s office, to make sure nothing happened to her. So now she’s doing all the things grandmas do watch TV and read the newspaper. A week later 2 weeks before Christmas, she starts to feel weird and then she looks in the mirror, which she hasn’t in years cause of what she looks like, she sees these weird green spots on her and she feels strong and healthy. Two days later she’s completely green and is stronger then ever she feels perfect. The next thing she knows she looks at her self in the mirror again and she’s young again and looks good again. So she’s like I’m going to find my family in America. Before Christmas so that I can give them these potions to. She goes to the doctor’s office breaks down the door and enters and kills the people inside and steals the potions. Then she gets a plane and flies to America but she forgot it’s the year 2148 and America has invisible shields and such things. She lands the plane in the sea and gets out of the burning plane with the potions there’s a army of robot humans waiting for her to get to shore she kills the army in seconds and moves on. Then she comes along area 51 top-secret places that have things bad in it and labs the area is deserted. She goes in side and finds Santa clause and the elves she asks santa what happened here and he says “This is were the United States put us after they found a large amount of gold and any other materials that are vary rare and that’s how the war started and now everyone doesn’t get presents under the trees cause of the United States”. She helps build buildings for the elves and Santa. Then after that Santa gave her a light saver and a golden stick that heals you. She moves on to her family she finds a city that’s being seized by Canada she helps the Americans only cause her daughter was in that city the Canadians run for there lives as she kills every single one of them. She finds the daughter and force gives her the potion. The potion reacts faster to her then it did on the grandma so now the daughter and her find the grandpa and gives him the potion to. They go to Canada to find the rest of the family half of the family is dead cause of a nuclear winter that lasted for years. The daughter splits up with the group and is killed by Jedi’s then the grandpa and grandma rop every thing they see and attack every thing they see. Next thing they know they find a book that has her family in it and it says that the rest of her family has been killed by Jedi’s cause they didn’t want her to give the rest of them the potions. Now she is really mad and the grandpa is to so now they set off for the president of America and Canada they barely kill the Americans president. Because he had a force field and Jedi’s protecting him with the whole army. They dig under the force fields and sneak attack every army guy and then attack each Jedi as they sleep and when they get to the president he notices them and press the red button and no one comes to help him so then he clicks the blue button, which blew up the moon and now the moon is heading to earth they quickly kill him and head to Canada to kill that president. They find him but master windew and Santa Clause guard him, Santa clause is hypnotized to do what the Canadian president tells Santa to do. The grandpa is killed by master windew and the grandma kills master windew and now its Santa clauses turn and she tries to tell him to knock it off and get back to your self. While she’s doing that the Canadian president gets away to a hidden island on mars then she notices the moon she can touch it she runs and runs away and then sees a space ship and jumps on. Its going to mars what luck she gets there and searches for like 2-5 days for the Canadian president then she finds him 300 miles under mars surface. When she gets to him she asks him why he killed her family all she wanted was to have a happy Christmas with her family he replies to her “I’m sorry I had to you were going to give them the potions and try to kill me”, “well” she says “now I’m going to kill you”. She kills him then she goes to a town on mars to see if there was a rescue going to earth to search for survivors. She gets a ride to earth when she gets there she sees a big hole and she is sad even sadder then sad. Its 1 day before Christmas, she gets on land, which is some, were in earth’s core and she sees a body it’s her husband he’s alive she gives him the potion and asks him what happened so he starts telling her, well its started to rain rock from the sky we looked up and saw the moon coming closer and closer the police and army tried to evacuate the cities in time to save as many people as possible but they failed they only got half the population on earth they went to a new planet that got formed by stars and now on the other side of earth that still looks like its normal. There’s this monkey group of people and like groups of crazy people who are trying to live there and make it work again and now you came and saved me. We are going to mars now to live in peace; I saved Santa just for us he made us some toys to play with. But I have one more question what happened to the Canadian president well lets just say Canada is no more what about the American president well same thing as Canada then the husband is mad and they start to fight she kills him then it’s the next day Christmas she gets up from her bed and goes to the living room and sees nothing not a thing then she opens her eyes and she notices that it all was a dream so now she gets up off her real bed and goes down stairs to the Christmas tree and sees this present she opens it and it reads you are now dead for killing the president of America and Canada and blowing up the moon then she asks her dad what this meant and he says oh nothing its just a joke then she realizes that it was a dream. Some kids come over and gives the old lady money and she gets treated and healed and had a happy healthy life and a happy Christmas with her family the next day she sees this old guy she’s like I’ve seen him before and she goes over to him and asks him if she knows him and he’s like yes you’re my wife and she’s like I am then the husband is like darn it now she has a problem with memory and she gets treated with that and the next day she dies off a kiss from her husband and he’s like darn it she died and he moves on and it’s a happy ending you thing it is but its not the next year a war between the new planet and mars brakes out and there’s this massive nuclear war and there’s a winter in space and the next thing that happens is everyone dies cause of carelessness.

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